Joe Biden promises to cure cancer if elected

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Joe Biden promises to cure cancer if elected

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Yes, really. :lol:

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WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Joe Biden says that he'll cure cancer if he's elected president.

Speaking at a campaign stop in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Tuesday he discussed losing loved ones before making his promise.

"A lot of you understand what loss is and when loss occurs, you know that people come up to you and tell you 'I understand' if you lose a husband, a wife, a son, a daughter, a family member," he said. "That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that — I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer."

The statement drew applause from the audience.
Just, wow... This is right up there with claiming that he'll build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. :lol:
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Another point in the clownworld tally.
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That is one promise that he won't be able to keep and thus empty one. Politicians really do promise what ever they think will get people (mostly uneducated ones) to vote for them. And based on fact that Trump is president of USA it does work too well.
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Kinda hard not to vote for him now.
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He also promises to choose a female Vice-President. Given the old bastard is likely to die while in office, that's how women reach the White House? By sneaking in the window? Not shattering the glass ceiling? SMH
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You saying you wouldn't take vice president Yuka?
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He's old, he's gonna be dead in the next eight years. I don't want his female Vice-President to succeed him. That's not how women should reach the White House.
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Admiral X wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:48 am Yes, really. :lol:

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WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Joe Biden says that he'll cure cancer if he's elected president.

Speaking at a campaign stop in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Tuesday he discussed losing loved ones before making his promise.

"A lot of you understand what loss is and when loss occurs, you know that people come up to you and tell you 'I understand' if you lose a husband, a wife, a son, a daughter, a family member," he said. "That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that — I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer."

The statement drew applause from the audience.
Just, wow... This is right up there with claiming that he'll build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. :lol:
No, that wall is far more realistic.
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clearspira wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:09 pm
Admiral X wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:48 am Yes, really. :lol:

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WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Joe Biden says that he'll cure cancer if he's elected president.

Speaking at a campaign stop in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Tuesday he discussed losing loved ones before making his promise.

"A lot of you understand what loss is and when loss occurs, you know that people come up to you and tell you 'I understand' if you lose a husband, a wife, a son, a daughter, a family member," he said. "That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that — I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer."

The statement drew applause from the audience.
Just, wow... This is right up there with claiming that he'll build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. :lol:
No, that wall is far more realistic.
I dunno. I doubt the Republicans would fight Biden on getting the money to cure cancer at least.
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TGLS wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:11 pm
clearspira wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:09 pm
Admiral X wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:48 am Yes, really. :lol:

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WASHINGTON — Former Vice President Joe Biden says that he'll cure cancer if he's elected president.

Speaking at a campaign stop in Ottumwa, Iowa, on Tuesday he discussed losing loved ones before making his promise.

"A lot of you understand what loss is and when loss occurs, you know that people come up to you and tell you 'I understand' if you lose a husband, a wife, a son, a daughter, a family member," he said. "That's why I've worked so hard in my career to make sure that — I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we're gonna cure cancer."

The statement drew applause from the audience.
Just, wow... This is right up there with claiming that he'll build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. :lol:
No, that wall is far more realistic.
I dunno. I doubt the Republicans would fight Biden on getting the money to cure cancer at least.
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