Papa Johns Tells Nazis 'Don't Buy Our Pizza' After Chain Is Claimed As Official Pie Of Alt-Right

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/papa-johns-t ... 52778.html

Welcome to 2017

[Karha of Honor]

Once again what is the alt right?

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

The people who made a swastika out of pepperoni.

[PlasmaHam]

This just in, Papa Johns is now promoting white cheese supremacy and the anti-imported tomato movement. In response, the #PizzaResistance is coordinating violent riots, wait, nvm, I meant 'peaceful protests' meant to show solidarity to those affected by food-bigotry.

2017 in a nutshell

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

You did not just "both sides" a story that is about pizza-loving Nazis, did you?

[Fixer]

It would be hard to do. A communist Pizza would be an empty box with a grease stain in the shape of a hammer and sickle and a note from your local party official reminding you to feast on this bountiful harvest.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

There...there is no Official Pizza of the Antifa. This is JUST Papa John's getting upset because, after they blamed NFL protesters for their poor pizza sales, the Alt Right latched onto them so now they are begging Nazis to stop buying their pizza.
...I am so, so tired.
Nothing will ever be funny again.

[Karha of Honor]

There...there is no Official Pizza of the Antifa. This is JUST Papa John's getting upset because, after they blamed NFL protesters for their poor pizza sales, the Alt Right latched onto them so now they are begging Nazis to stop buying their pizza.
...I am so, so tired.
Nothing will ever be funny again.

So alt right equals Nazis or it is a term that people still have no idea what it is?

Do we know what the fuck a 21. century Nazi is?

[Robovski]

Some people will identify as Nazis or Nazi adjacent (eg. skinheads) but generally Alt-Right is what other people get called (much like Nazis in that regard) as a dismissive hand wave of conservatives of many stripes. It's another label that shuts down discussion...

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

Yeah I should just stay the frell out of the News section. It's bad for my health.

Goodnight everyone.