Let's Play What If (re: Trump Administration/Parody Voyager Crew)

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Re: Let's Play What If (re: Trump Administration/Parody Voyager Crew)

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The Tom Paris! The most competent and overqualified!
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Worffan101 wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:43 pm Trump is Neelix (incompetent asshole).

Steven Miller is Janeway (racist psychopath).

Mike Pence is Harry Kim (pathetic, gynophobic waste of oxygen).

Mnuchin is Tom Paris but a total creep.

Rick Perry is...IDK, he's incredibly stupid but not as actively malevolent as the rest?
Ivanka is 7 of 9

Rick Perry is Kes
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cilantro wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:38 am
Worffan101 wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:43 pm Trump is Neelix (incompetent asshole).

Steven Miller is Janeway (racist psychopath).

Mike Pence is Harry Kim (pathetic, gynophobic waste of oxygen).

Mnuchin is Tom Paris but a total creep.

Rick Perry is...IDK, he's incredibly stupid but not as actively malevolent as the rest?
Ivanka is 7 of 9

Rick Perry is Kes
Nah, Ivanka is Kes, Trump has said he wants to fuck her.
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Re: Let's Play What If (re: Trump Administration/Parody Voyager Crew)

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Worffan101 wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2019 4:23 am
cilantro wrote: Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:38 am
Worffan101 wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:43 pm Trump is Neelix (incompetent asshole).

Steven Miller is Janeway (racist psychopath).

Mike Pence is Harry Kim (pathetic, gynophobic waste of oxygen).

Mnuchin is Tom Paris but a total creep.

Rick Perry is...IDK, he's incredibly stupid but not as actively malevolent as the rest?
Ivanka is 7 of 9

Rick Perry is Kes
Nah, Ivanka is Kes, Trump has said he wants to fuck her.
In my opinion, Janeway wants to fuck 7.
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Re: Let's Play What If (re: Trump Administration/Parody Voyager Crew)

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yeah I don't know if Steve Miller wants to fuck anybody other than his own notion of a master race.
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Worffan101 wrote: Thu Jun 06, 2019 3:23 pm yeah I don't know if Steve Miller wants to fuck anybody other than his own notion of a master race.
No, I am being serious here. At the end of the series, Janeway was way too obsessed with 7 and was getting way too involved with her duties and activities. Janeway went so far when she travels back in time to just save her (and if it meant to bring the Voyager crew home then so be it) and to change the future. Just think about how many lives she fucked up by doing this. This means that people would break up and/or not met certain other people. Resulting in literally people not being born because their parents didn't meet because Janeway brings the crew home way too early, etc...
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I got another one.

Mike Pence is Chakotay.
..What mirror universe?
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/bump over the Russian
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders is B'Elana Torres.
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