Crossovers I would love to See: Deadpool vs. Final Destination

[Winter]

In one corner you have a version of Death that goes to indulges in over the top kills and in the other corner you have the unkillable Merc With the Mouth Deadpool. I honestly see it clearly in my head. Wade is in one of those opening scenes of FD and he gets a vision of everyone dying and at first he considers warning everyone but this being a FD film where most characters are horrible people he decides to keep his mouth shut and let the whole thing just play out.

However, because he's immortal Wade survives much to Death's annoyance and the rest of the film is just death trying to kill Wade and falling each and every time. And given that Wade is in a romantic relationship with Death, or at least a version of Death, this would be extra hilarious if THIS is how the two met and fell in love.

Also, I would just love to see Wade point out how impossible all of Death's methods of killing people is and Death to retort by pointing out how over the top HIS method of killing people is. Admit it, you're already laughing at just how hilarious this would all be.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I think Deadpool would at least warn the other people. Sure, he's a mercenary and assassin, but he doesn't kill people unless he's doing serious revenge or getting paid for it, and his targets tend to be outright evil people rather than just shallow, obnoxious ones.

[Winter]

I think Deadpool would at least warn the other people. Sure, he's a mercenary and assassin, but he doesn't kill people unless he's doing serious revenge or getting paid for it, and his targets tend to be outright evil people rather than just shallow, obnoxious ones.

Maybe but I suspect that he would at least let the racist @$$hole meet his untimely demises while he likely would let himself go through the various and inventive ways Death could "kill" him to protect George who was a really nice person who I could see Wade trying to make sure that he has a long and happy life.

But in the end this is really just about seeing how Death would go about trying to kill Wade and the comedy potential that entails. Like the scene with the nail gun in FD3. I could see that moment play out just as horrifically and graphically as it does in 3 only for it to turn to comedy when Wade wakes up as is annoyed at how much this hurts. And everything just escalating from there.

From a train crashing into him that just happened to be carrying dynamite so it explodes afterwords, somehow getting launched into space with a suit that's somehow faulty and then finds himself the movie Gravity to falling off a mountain and hitting everything on the way down which would include, but not limited to, rocks, cactus, anthills, to a couples picnic, two mountain bikes, one tin can, three vultures before landing right in front of a very angry Wolverine (be it the character or the animal is irrelevant is either one is not something you want to meet when it's angry).

Some crossovers are done so we can see how different characters from different series would play off each other. This Crossover I want to see just to figure out how far it would go before Death and Deadpool just started making out while the latter was still trying to figure out how to kill the Merk with the Mouth and Deadpool still being unable to die for them.