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Chuck was right about Saru.... (Spoilers for Discovery)
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:07 am
by SiskosMuthaFknPmphnd
He really is a space cow! I wonder what a Kelpian cheeseburger would taste like.
Re: Chuck was right about Saru.... (Spoilers for Discovery)
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:05 pm
by Asvarduil
Ask Prime Burnham - she had to eat Kelpian ganglia in front of the Emperor.
Also, your username is really Sisko's Muthafkn Pimp-Hand? Holy crap. That's a thing of beauty.
Re: Chuck was right about Saru.... (Spoilers for Discovery)
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:18 pm
by J!!
I wonder if she'll include that in her after-mission report. Because you know, things with Saru aren't quite awkward enough.
Re: Chuck was right about Saru.... (Spoilers for Discovery)
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:36 pm
by Hero_Of_Shadows
J!! wrote:I wonder if she'll include that in her after-mission report. Because you know, things with Saru aren't quite awkward enough.
If I were Michael when writing out the report I would go into as much details as possible about MU Saru giving her a sponge bath, that should make him quit reading before he gets to the Kelpian soup.
Re: Chuck was right about Saru.... (Spoilers for Discovery)
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:00 am
by J!!
Careful! There are fanfic writers on this forum. We don't need to be giving them any ideas.
Re: Chuck was right about Saru.... (Spoilers for Discovery)
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:50 am
by J!!
Just had a thought: does Lorca keeps a big bowl of cookies on his desk because every time he has a meeting with Saru, he gets hungry & needs a snack?
Re: Chuck was right about Saru.... (Spoilers for Discovery)
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:50 am
by CharlesPhipps
I think they're more like gazelles.
Saru can RUN.