Let's Play What If (re: Trump Administration/Parody Voyager Crew)

[Yukaphile]

Fuzzy keeps calling Trump Neelix, so... I thought this would be fun. Let's name every member of the Trump Cabinet as a member of the parody Voyager crew, but the question is, who? I'm not well-versed in modern politics to really know, so any thoughts you guys have would be appreciated!

[Deledrius]

This may be hard to do since the cast changes every couple of weeks.

[Yukaphile]

Past and present included!

[BridgeConsoleMasher]

Janeway = Trump

[Karha of Honor]

I'm not well-versed in modern politics to really know,

That never stopped you so far.

[Yukaphile]

Yes, but I'm flat-out not going to speculate based on cabinet members whom I don't even know exist.

[Karha of Honor]

Yes, but I'm flat-out not going to speculate based on cabinet members whom I don't even know exist.

We both know all you need is passion.

[Yukaphile]

Maybe I haven't made myself clear. I AM NOT FOLLOWING POLITICS. Thus, I have no idea who most of his cabinet members are. Ergo, how can I compare them to the parody crew if I know nothing about them?

[Worffan101]

Trump is Neelix (incompetent asshole).

Steven Miller is Janeway (racist psychopath).

Mike Pence is Harry Kim (pathetic, gynophobic waste of oxygen).

Mnuchin is Tom Paris but a total creep.

Rick Perry is...IDK, he's incredibly stupid but not as actively malevolent as the rest?

[Mecha82]

So who would Linda McMahon be? She seems to be basically most sensible person from Trump's cabinet.