The one common Captain

[Imperator-zor]

Always remember, in every established continuity of Star Trek there is One Commanding officer who exists in all of them and who's legacy stands uniform though all of them. Be it in the classical timeline, the alternate timeline or the Reimagined Era his legacy remains and endures.

Captain Johnathan Archer of the United Earth Starship Enterprise NX-01. Now let us all feed our Beagles cheese in praise of the founder of Starfleet and the Father of the Federation.

Zor

[Steve]

Don't forget the tinfoil hats so the Vulcans don't mind-wipe us in our sleep!

[Karha of Honor]

I have no idea why ENT was part of thew Abramstrek. If you got rid of the best stuff already...

[Alasar]

Fed my beagle cheese.

It died...

I was sad...

Confirmed how stupid Archer was...

[GandALF]

At least his approach to first contact was umm, innovative:
youtu.be/na4GYyJwYjQ

[Imperator-zor]

Fed my beagle cheese.

It died...

I was sad...

Confirmed how stupid Archer was...

Maybe you should not have tried to stuff a 50kg wheel of Ghouda down it's throat.

Zor

[Alasar]

Fed my beagle cheese.

It died...

I was sad...

Confirmed how stupid Archer was...

Maybe you should not have tried to stuff a 50kg wheel of Ghouda down it's throat.

Zor

Of course I wouldn't do that...

That would be stupid...

It was 3.5kg and cheddar...

Only Vulcans would think that it would be "Ghouda"...

Are you Vulcan...

Or are you a centipede one-armed yellow nosed cockatoo...

I would prefer that...

At least you wouldn't be Vulcan...

[cilantro]

Do not let your beagles pee on sacred trees.

That being said, I do wonder how Archer got around the issue of Porthos needing to go to the bathroom while they were on the ship, all that time. Did Archer train Porthos to pee in a litter box or what? Or did he carry around some of those little bags people would scoop up dog poop in?

[Admiral X]

Probably had someone clean up after him.

[Robovski]

Grates help.