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Ginger Ale.

At least go with root beer.

They're hardly mutually exclusive.

That said, most of the time, I'm an lager man. Mostly because I'm in Texas, and most of the time, it's flippin' hot out. Ales are for fall and stouts are for winter, but both of those seasons combined last for about 3 months where I live, so....

A good beer should be so dark that it can only be detected via it's gravitational effects on the light from surrounding, weaker beers.

Cider.

Lager. I'm not a beer drinker, prefer wine or tequila, but when I'm hanging out with my father I will enjoy a Yuengling with him.

Whatever Blue Moon is. Only beer I like. I'm more of a cocktail man.

Stouts the only thing I really won't drink electively, out of the 3 different beers at least. As an ale person I tend to go for more bitter than sweet, so Blue Moon and Anchor Steam are kinda out. Though every brand's gonna have its hitters with me.

I like IPAs.

A Lager for sure: it's the only option that provides a mobile fortress for defense against your enemies.



...Wait, that's a Laager? Nevermind, I got nothing.