SFDebris Health

[jstrahan]

Chuck, I wonder if we could have regular reports on your condition. For example, do you need help to get an MRI, spleen transplant, or breast enlargement? Thanks.

[Steve]

That is... rather personal information you're asking for. I mean, I understand if you're worried about his health given what happened last year, but plastering it on the internet might not be the way he wants to approach it.

[TorroesPrime]

Yeah, anything Chuck chooses to share is his personal choice.

[The Romulan Republic]

Yeah, no kidding.

Some people have no sense of boundaries.

[Karha of Honor]

Actually just recently they figured out how to use the penises of the dead as penis enlargment for the living...

[jstrahan]

I guess some people here don't realize that the request was said 'tongue-in-cheek'. (i.e. Did you actually think I was serious about breast enlargement?)

[Dînadan]

(i.e. Did you actually think I was serious about breast enlargement?)

You didn’t specify he’d be the recipient; maybe you were offering to pay for his misses to have them done, I’m sure that’s perk him up.

:p

[TorroesPrime]

Actually just recently they figured out how to use the penises of the dead as penis enlargment for the living...

A- why would someone think of that?
B- How is that a good thing?
C- I give an examples of things I wish I hadn't read.

[GandALF]

I saw Chuck at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Karha of Honor]

Actually just recently they figured out how to use the penises of the dead as penis enlargment for the living...

A- why would someone think of that?
B- How is that a good thing?
C- I give an examples of things I wish I hadn't read.

c. That is what you wanted to write?