Koshundheit wrote: ↑Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:18 am
That entire routine is great. "Does he stop being black too, because we need a ship black guy" is a line that is etched in my brain so well it came forth when I read your post.
This. But you don’t want to turn him into a politically correct value pack or something!
To be honest there’s so much gold just from the Trek reviews, especially anything involving parody Janeway (Keskotay, the rape gorilla, mind bomb and that one where she pretends to be her mirror version with a crude goatee drawn on)
My favourite constantly funny review would have to be Where Silence Has Lease though; Worf, aka Lassie, the ‘barely comprehending werewolf, Pulaski’s lack of gender and attacking Odysseus with her tentacles, Picard falling in love with Riker’s ass, Haskell’s “motherfukka!” when Nagilum sees him and Picard asking for another ‘redshirted black fellow’ and Riker wondering why the helmsman was made chief engineer.
Also, whenever he calls out Troi for being totally useless at everything.
Troi: I know how to crash the ship into stuff.
Picard: Yeh I figured that out when I was pulling pine trees out of the Enterprise-D bridge!
Picard: How will I manage on this important mission without you to tell me the bloody obvious? Oh I know! I’ll put a stuffed animal on your chair and I’ll pull the string to learn that the cow goes moo! Try not to crash Jupiter Station into the planet while you’re there, you clumsy bitch!
