Star Trek: Would you rather?

[King Green]

Popped in my mind after watching nostalgic videos of Markiplier and CaptainSparklez doing a now out-dated but not dead site (at least that what the admin said?) of "Would you rather?"

Considering this would expand on wayyyyyy too many topics, I grabbed a dented surgical saw and trimmed it down to a more "SF Debris focused" perception. It could be fun for the community if you all put effort in it.

Here's a couple I thought of, and you can add any Trek related challenges, just don't structure them to be hateful or awkwardly perverse. The Google Inquisition is checking these sites every week!

* Would you rather: Travel the universe with Amanda Rogers(Q!mode) or fly on the solar sail-ship with Sisko?

* would you rather: have an eating contest with Worf with Klingon food (no additives or side dishes!) or have Crazy!Janeway eat you in any way she pleases (ranging from live roasting on a spit to butchered but still alive)?

* Would you rather: have an epic final showdown against the Borg ( you can summon anything the canon has) or have a buck-naked wresting match against a Bajoran resistance fighter (no prep time!)?

* Would you rather: torture Neelix anyway you desire or be chased by the entire horny Betazed female population, with Lwaxna Troi leading the chase?

* Would you rather:Go on a date with Kirk (which somehow leads to you sleeping with him?) or Marry Kes from Voyager?

And that's what I got for now, as said far-above; add any Trek-based challenge and have fun, unless your the turd Chuck tells us to ignore. Can't wait to see your response!

[TGLS]

Honestly some of these seem a bit lopsided:

* would you rather: have an eating contest with Worf with Klingon food (no additives or side dishes!) or have Crazy!Janeway eat you in any way she pleases (ranging from live roasting on a spit to butchered but still alive)?

Unless this is Badger's Star Trek script, one is fatal and the other isn't. I mean you could just lose.

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* Would you rather: have an epic final showdown against the Borg ( you can summon anything the canon has) or have a buck-naked wresting match against a Bajoran resistance fighter (no prep time!)?

Given how lopsided some things in canon are, the first could end up a mockery. The second one depends largely on the terms.

* Would you rather: torture Neelix anyway you desire or be chased by the entire horny Betazed female population, with Lwaxna Troi leading the chase?

Until you brought up the last point, it was a reasonable contender. Even ignoring arguments about the pros and cons of Lwaxana, the entire female population will contain many people I wouldn't want to fuck (extremes of age, extremes of appearance, extremes of proportions, etc.)

[Beelzquill]

* Would you rather: Travel the universe with Amanda Rogers(Q!mode) or fly on the solar sail-ship with Sisko?

I love the Sisko but I imagine traveling with Amanda Rogers would be a lot less stressful

* would you rather: have an eating contest with Worf with Klingon food (no additives or side dishes!) or have Crazy!Janeway eat you in any way she pleases (ranging from live roasting on a spit to butchered but still alive)?

I used to work at a Chinese Restaurant where they would feed me after my shift and Worf loves Prune juice, I think I have reasonable shot of winning that contest.

* Would you rather: have an epic final showdown against the Borg ( you can summon anything the canon has) or have a buck-naked wresting match against a Bajoran resistance fighter (no prep time!)?

I guess I'd rather embarrassingly lose a wrestling match over losing my personal autonomy forever.

* Would you rather: torture Neelix anyway you desire or be chased by the entire horny Betazed female population, with Lwaxna Troi leading the chase?

I don't want to bang Lwaxna so torture Neelix I guess though I don't feel enough hatred towards him to enjoy it.

* Would you rather:Go on a date with Kirk (which somehow leads to you sleeping with him?) or Marry Kes from Voyager?

As cold as it is marrying Kes would only lock me in for what, 6 or 7 years? I'd rather tough that out than throw the dice that Kirk happens to not have any STIs that will turn me into a lizard or something.

[Muzer]

Popped in my mind after watching nostalgic videos of Markiplier and CaptainSparklez doing a now out-dated but not dead site (at least that what the admin said?) of "Would you rather?"

Considering this would expand on wayyyyyy too many topics, I grabbed a dented surgical saw and trimmed it down to a more "SF Debris focused" perception. It could be fun for the community if you all put effort in it.

Here's a couple I thought of, and you can add any Trek related challenges, just don't structure them to be hateful or awkwardly perverse. The Google Inquisition is checking these sites every week!

* Would you rather: Travel the universe with Amanda Rogers(Q!mode) or fly on the solar sail-ship with Sisko?

Urgh, I really don't feel like doing either of these, I must admit. Probably Amanda Rogers as as interesting as Sisko is to watch on TV I'm not sure we'd enjoy each others' company. At least travelling the universe there's universe to distract you

* would you rather: have an eating contest with Worf with Klingon food (no additives or side dishes!) or have Crazy!Janeway eat you in any way she pleases (ranging from live roasting on a spit to butchered but still alive)?

Definitely Worf. I secretly suspect I'd actually quite like Klingon food.

* Would you rather: have an epic final showdown against the Borg ( you can summon anything the canon has) or have a buck-naked wresting match against a Bajoran resistance fighter (no prep time!)?

Probably the wrestling match because it's less likely to kill me, though I'd lose horrendously.

* Would you rather: torture Neelix anyway you desire or be chased by the entire horny Betazed female population, with Lwaxna Troi leading the chase?

Definitely torture Neelix.

* Would you rather:Go on a date with Kirk (which somehow leads to you sleeping with him?) or Marry Kes from Voyager?

Marry Kes. If it didn't work out I wouldn't have to wait all that long for her to die, so it wouldn't even need to be a messy divorce

[Aezetyr]

* Would you rather: Travel the universe with Amanda Rogers(Q!mode) or fly on the solar sail-ship with Sisko?

-- Answer: As awesome as Sisko is, I think I would travel the universe with a reasonable and drop dead gorgeous 'Q' in Amanda Rogers.


* would you rather: have an eating contest with Worf with Klingon food (no additives or side dishes!) or have Crazy!Janeway eat you in any way she pleases (ranging from live roasting on a spit to butchered but still alive)?

-- Umm, not into vore, so I'm going with Worf and food. I'd lose, I think eating contests are slightly less horrifying than vore.



* Would you rather: have an epic final showdown against the Borg ( you can summon anything the canon has) or have a buck-naked wresting match against a Bajoran resistance fighter (no prep time!)?

-- The Borg scenario. I'd go 'Q' and blip/snap them out of existence. Donezo.



* Would you rather: torture Neelix anyway you desire or be chased by the entire horny Betazed female population, with Lwaxna Troi leading the chase?

-- I don't condone torture under any circumstances (even if it is Neelix), so yeah, I'd be okay with "Betazoid Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered". Besides, not all of them are going to be Lwaxana clones.


* Would you rather:Go on a date with Kirk (which somehow leads to you sleeping with him?) or Marry Kes from Voyager?

-- Marry Kes. No contest. She's gorgeous and has psionic powers, and I'm not into dudes.

[Nealithi]

Solar sail with Sisko. It can be a treat working with someone truly enthusiastic about something.

While I suspect even crazy Janeway has standards. I would try eating klingon food just to sample as much as I could.

Summon anything canon? Q you owe me. Send them away.

Okay I put Neelix before all the women of Betazed. Have popcorn as each side tries to decide which one is being tortured.

I really don't think I am Kirk's type. So a date with him would probably be me acting as a pathetic wingman. Alcohol poisoning likely.

[Muzer]

All of you summoning Q to help battle the Borg, how do you know he won't just laugh and make it worse? OP just said you could summon anything, not that you could summon anything *and* persuade them to help

[TGLS]

All of you summoning Q to help battle the Borg, how do you know he won't just laugh and make it worse? OP just said you could summon anything, not that you could summon anything *and* persuade them to help

It's much easier; you summon a baker's dozen unstable Omega Molecules, and one real fast ship (possibly Paris's unlimited speed shuttle). The Borg will want to assimilate the Omega Molecules, while you skedaddle before they all trash subspace.

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OK, here's another: Would you rather be Gul Dukat handed over to an angry mob of Bajorans, or Harry Kim?

[Muzer]

Gul Dukat. His torture will be short, either because he'd be beaten to death, or would escape death and would then rewrite the situation in his head to say that the Bajorans were partying in his honour and it just got a bit rowdy. Either way he won't have to know the pain for long.

On the other hand, Harry Kim's torture knows no end.

[Beelzquill]

Harry Kim, mostly because I just Imagine Dukat would look at me like, "really, even I'm kind of surprised here?'