How should Psycho Janeway be punished

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How should Psycho Janeway be punished

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given that psycho janeway is a crazy villian how would you punisher her if she was found guilty and sentenced to life in a ______________


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The only way punishment that would actually work is probably the Moriarty Trick writ large. In any other system she'd figure out how to escape and wreak more havoc.
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Actually, what they did. Promote her to admiral and make sure she spends the rest of her career doing nothing but captaining a desk in San Francisco under the watchful eye of the admiralty.
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Lock her in a cell with Neelix that would be a punishment for both.
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Trying to punish Psycho Janeway would be like trying to outsmart Cthulhu. Send her to the Mirror Universe, she would be running the place in a day. Lock her up, she would turn into Rorschach from Watchmen (YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!). Community Serves, she'd make a doomsday weapon in her spar time. Execute her, she'd come back to life because she was starting to take over Hell (with many people coming back to life JUST to escape her). This is a woman who's broken the laws of men, physics, nature and just general common sense to the point that even her admires fear her.

The reason she was promoted was because on her return trip she ended up crippling the entire Borg Collective in a attack that the Collective has yet to recover from so the Federation gave her one of the most high-ranking position in said Federation in the hopes that she wouldn't turn on them.

The only fisable option would be to try and trick her fighting Don't Fuck With The Sisko which would kinda like trying to stop Trigon with Godzilla. It MIGHT work but the fallout of the battle between the two would likely just result everything being destroyed just as a result of these two being in the same space.
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Winter wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:47 am Trying to punish Psycho Janeway would be like trying to outsmart Cthulhu. Send her to the Mirror Universe, she would be running the place in a day. Lock her up, she would turn into Rorschach from Watchmen (YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!). Community Serves, she'd make a doomsday weapon in her spar time. Execute her, she'd come back to life because she was starting to take over Hell (with many people coming back to life JUST to escape her). This is a woman who's broken the laws of men, physics, nature and just general common sense to the point that even her admires fear her.

The reason she was promoted was because on her return trip she ended up crippling the entire Borg Collective in a attack that the Collective has yet to recover from so the Federation gave her one of the most high-ranking position in said Federation in the hopes that she wouldn't turn on them.

The only fisable option would be to try and trick her fighting Don't Fuck With The Sisko which would kinda like trying to stop Trigon with Godzilla. It MIGHT work but the fallout of the battle between the two would likely just result everything being destroyed just as a result of these two being in the same space.
Have her be force to live the rest of her life with a hologram of Barney the dinosaur
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Thebestoftherest wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 3:48 pm
Winter wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:47 am Trying to punish Psycho Janeway would be like trying to outsmart Cthulhu. Send her to the Mirror Universe, she would be running the place in a day. Lock her up, she would turn into Rorschach from Watchmen (YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!). Community Serves, she'd make a doomsday weapon in her spar time. Execute her, she'd come back to life because she was starting to take over Hell (with many people coming back to life JUST to escape her). This is a woman who's broken the laws of men, physics, nature and just general common sense to the point that even her admires fear her.

The reason she was promoted was because on her return trip she ended up crippling the entire Borg Collective in a attack that the Collective has yet to recover from so the Federation gave her one of the most high-ranking position in said Federation in the hopes that she wouldn't turn on them.

The only fisable option would be to try and trick her fighting Don't Fuck With The Sisko which would kinda like trying to stop Trigon with Godzilla. It MIGHT work but the fallout of the battle between the two would likely just result everything being destroyed just as a result of these two being in the same space.
Have her be force to live the rest of her life with a hologram of Barney the dinosaur
She'd find a way to turn him into Godzilla, make him his own mobile emitter and then escape to get her revenge. Next.
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Winter wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:17 pm
Thebestoftherest wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 3:48 pm
Winter wrote: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:47 am Trying to punish Psycho Janeway would be like trying to outsmart Cthulhu. Send her to the Mirror Universe, she would be running the place in a day. Lock her up, she would turn into Rorschach from Watchmen (YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!). Community Serves, she'd make a doomsday weapon in her spar time. Execute her, she'd come back to life because she was starting to take over Hell (with many people coming back to life JUST to escape her). This is a woman who's broken the laws of men, physics, nature and just general common sense to the point that even her admires fear her.

The reason she was promoted was because on her return trip she ended up crippling the entire Borg Collective in a attack that the Collective has yet to recover from so the Federation gave her one of the most high-ranking position in said Federation in the hopes that she wouldn't turn on them.

The only fisable option would be to try and trick her fighting Don't Fuck With The Sisko which would kinda like trying to stop Trigon with Godzilla. It MIGHT work but the fallout of the battle between the two would likely just result everything being destroyed just as a result of these two being in the same space.
Have her be force to live the rest of her life with a hologram of Barney the dinosaur
She'd find a way to turn him into Godzilla, make him his own mobile emitter and then escape to get her revenge. Next.
A challenger approach, you know her you love her her wholesomeness is as thick as cream, and she the exact kyptonite to psycho Janeway, Mirror Janeway.
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Thebestoftherest wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 2:10 am A challenger approach, you know her you love her her wholesomeness is as thick as cream, and she the exact kyptonite to psycho Janeway, Mirror Janeway.

youtu.be/Nepysk5rOf4

Mirror Universe's counterparts are not always as skilled or as competent as their Prime Universe Counter Parts and from what little Chuck showed of her Mirror Janeway seemed more like Scorpia from the She-Ra reboot she might be a little to nice to deal with Prime Janeway. Still, going by the Scorpia analyzes she might be able to worm her way into Janeway's heart but leaves her when she sees just how lost Prime Janeway is thus this would likely end up as a draw. MJ would likely walk away alive and PJ would go on killing but this would be a massive blow to MJ's emotionally.

What else you got?! :twisted:
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Have Chuck spank her.
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