Papa Johns Tells Nazis 'Don't Buy Our Pizza' After Chain Is Claimed As Official Pie Of Alt-Right

[Fixer]

I just know it's getting close to lunch and this thread is making me hungry.

So I'm going to get some Freedom Fries. The official junk food of democracy.

[Karha of Honor]

I just know it's getting close to lunch and this thread is making me hungry.

So I'm going to get some Freedom Fries. The official junk food of democracy.

There better be a gun shaped fork there.

[J!!]

No red blooded 'Murican eats fries with a fork.

[The Romulan Republic]

If I ran a pizza place and Nazis decided to claim my product as their own, I'd probably respond by making new pizza dishes called "The Barrack Obama", "The Hillary Clinton", and "The Bernie Sanders".

Oh, and sue for misrepresenting my company/damaging the reputation and value of my product.

[Karha of Honor]

If I ran a pizza place and Nazis decided to claim my product as their own, I'd probably respond by making new pizza dishes called "The Barrack Obama", "The Hillary Clinton", and "The Bernie Sanders".

Oh, and sue for misrepresenting my company/damaging the reputation and value of my product.

You would have to be located in certain areas not to take a giant financial hit.

[TGLS]

If I ran a pizza place and Nazis decided to claim my product as their own, I'd probably respond by making new pizza dishes called "The Barrack Obama", "The Hillary Clinton", and "The Bernie Sanders".

Oh, and sue for misrepresenting my company/damaging the reputation and value of my product.

I'd go more neutral and call them Overlord, Eisenhower and FDR. Maybe throw in a Marshall for good measure.

[The Romulan Republic]

If I ran a pizza place and Nazis decided to claim my product as their own, I'd probably respond by making new pizza dishes called "The Barrack Obama", "The Hillary Clinton", and "The Bernie Sanders".

Oh, and sue for misrepresenting my company/damaging the reputation and value of my product.

I'd go more neutral and call them Overlord, Eisenhower and FDR. Maybe throw in a Marshall for good measure.

Yeah, that works too.

Although, and I can't believe I have to say this, I think that we are no longer living in a country where "Defeating Nazis is good" is an uncontroversial position.

God damn it.

[Karha of Honor]

If I ran a pizza place and Nazis decided to claim my product as their own, I'd probably respond by making new pizza dishes called "The Barrack Obama", "The Hillary Clinton", and "The Bernie Sanders".

Oh, and sue for misrepresenting my company/damaging the reputation and value of my product.

I'd go more neutral and call them Overlord, Eisenhower and FDR. Maybe throw in a Marshall for good measure.

Yeah, that works too.

Although, and I can't believe I have to say this, I think that we are no longer living in a country where "Defeating Nazis is good" is an uncontroversial position.

God damn it.

Elaborate.

[The Romulan Republic]

The fucking "President" responding to Neo-Nazi terrorism by basically saying "there are bad people on both sides", and having to be pressured into overtly condemning the Nazis, to take the most obvious example.

And a significant percentage of the country still supporting him afterward.

[Karha of Honor]

The fucking "President" responding to Neo-Nazi terrorism by basically saying "there are bad people on both sides", and having to be pressured into overtly condemning the Nazis, to take the most obvious example.

And a significant percentage of the country still supporting him afterward.

Do we have to have the president give a speech every time a couple of 1000 yahoos do somethign stupid? He should outsource the national healing to someone else anyways and stick to what he is good at.