Episode 10:
-"DMA controller was destroyed" Wait, I thought it wasn't, it was stated that it was on the other side of the "wormhole"? "It's powered from the other side of the wormhole" It was even said in the teaser!
-"How would the 10-C know the difference?" Umm, yeah, unless you tell them, they'd have no way of knowing, or maybe they do, but then why would they care?
-Yo, what's with the way the scene cuts so suddenly? I felt I had a blackout! Don't scare me like that, TV show!
-So what was funny when the old Starfleet officer began laughing? And has Starfleet forgot that there have been plenty of species in the past that couldn't be understood using the universal translator? So why is it necessary for the random new Starfleet officer to laugh at the situation?
-Wait, hold on, the Starfleet brass is worried that the first contact might be problematic due to... language? Political misunderstandings? How is that any different than before? It's not the first time Starfleet made first contact with a species far more powerful than they are.
-"You're not coming" "Sorry, but these cameos are expensive for the show's budget and I don't do recorded cameos"
-"I need to go on the mission, that way I'll be on the Discovery, just like in the beginning of the season"
-No Discovery, STOP IT! You do not understand what science is! Stop butchering science!
-Oh, so now the power source wasn't destroyed and it's actually outside the galaxy?
-"PrOgRaMmAbLe AnTiMaTtEr" Really now, is "programmable" the new "quantum"?
-"I know where there's a stash" Oh, so now you know where you can find hard to find materials? Great.
-NOOOOOOOO! Commander Bryce is leaving the ship! Maybe even the show! And even after 4 years I still know nothing about him! Oh no... anyway...
-Oh come on, is there any point in this pointy ear/pointy man romance? Even in Twilight the main characters had more interaction than these two... Jesus, now I'm using Twilight as a better romance story...
-Oh look, the pointless needs kid is back, because now the plot needs Adira... not when the ship was invaded or damaged...
-AHAHAHAHAHAHA! So... this is what the writers understand by "character development"? That the Federation president has finally accepted not to question our Lord and Savior Michael Burnham? And that Burnham still hasn't done anything wrong? Yup, the show hasn't changed one bit.
-How interesting that the mycelial network can connect different universes, but outside the galaxy? Nope, it doesn't exist...
-No Burnham, shut the fuck up, please! Your childhood doesn't make any sense in any way.
-Really? They had no idea what to do with the character of Dr. Hirai so they just have him munching food? Actually, he has more characterization this way than half the Discovery bridge after 4 years.
-Wow, the show actually remembered that Starfleet ships have warp drives. Impressive.
-Oh come on, the Vulcan delegate did not arrive so the President decided to just go on a possible suicide mission? What, the delegate got trapped in the toilet? WTF is this?
-"Anyway, how's your sex life?"
-Flashback time for the crazy scientist guy and his new best friend!
-Oh fuck off Discovery, REALLY? THAT'S NOT HOW SCIENCE WORKS! You can't just scribble numbers in air with your fingers and expect people to suddenly understand you! Do these people even understand how math works?
-Yeah, I too fall asleep if I try to concentrate on math equations...
-"Discovery can pass through the barrier if we put it into a safe space"
-"We need an excuse to give the show a Zach Snyder color filter"
-Oh great, so what, you found the Cenobite universe or something? Just go to the Nexus, it should still be somewhere in the galaxy roaming around.
-Wow, so it's that easy to get rid of those head bomb implants? You just fry them? That's the dumbest thing I've seen in the last 5 minutes.
-Ahahahahahahahaha WTF! So the mad scientist guy leaves the other alien scientist in the enemy lab, even though he's nearly half-dead due to the beating he got to fix the machine and leave the universe, just like that? And apparently it worked, even though all it needed was geothermal energy and a warp core? Why does Tarka need an uber power source again?
-BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my God, the random bridge bunnies are starting to randomly talk about their hobbies while the ship is about to be destroyed! Oh come on, do the writers don't understand how humans work?
-So the entire reason why the scene with the bridge bunnies suddenly talking about where they'll go on a vacation on Earth exists is because they needed another reason for Burnham to tell them about the Anomaly about ot hit Earth? WTF? Really?
-More pointless talk between The President and Burnham
-"It's weird to see so few stars" Well yeah, cause if you're outside the galaxy, you'd be seeing the galaxies outside the Milky Way... Also, does light pollution no longer exist on Earth?
-The Earth is under threat from the DMA, so I'll just tell everyone about it randomly
-"You're a good doggy, Madam President, I like you!"
-Aaaand, that's it... that's how the season ends... on a cliffhanger...
Jesus fucking Christ, I literally fell asleep half-way through the episode, and I kept falling asleep during the second half. I can't believe how boring the show became. It's literally no different than the previous episodes, if anything it reminds me of that episode where they go into that space hole and need to get out of it. What was the point of this nonsense? Christ, what are they gonna do for the final three episodes?
But hey, at least now I know how to cur my occasional insomnia, I just watch Discovery and fall asleep.