Republican senators want to physically fight for their honor

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Republican senators want to physically fight for their honor

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https://www.newsweek.com/missouri-repub ... er-1863838

It's funny because they don't have any honor to fight for. It's sad because it's not the Onion.
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Honestly with how much they throw around violent language and threats having to actually back it up would probably be an improvement. Encourage them to dial it back at least.

Also who does duels inside? That's just a huge mess waiting to happen. Or dueling at noon when tradition clearly calls for dawn? Hamilton would be so disappointed in them.
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1). I presume their idea of a "duel" is more of a Wild West quick draw.

2). Of course, they want trails by combat. They've always been paranoid, psychotic, Social Darwinists.
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If it by guns, what do you think the odd the only thing they will hit is their own foot?
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Oh good lock Boebert and Greene in a room together and let them beat each other up, will get them out of everyone's hair.
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