Chuck was right about Saru.... (Spoilers for Discovery)

[SiskosMuthaFknPmphnd]

He really is a space cow! I wonder what a Kelpian cheeseburger would taste like.

[Asvarduil]

Ask Prime Burnham - she had to eat Kelpian ganglia in front of the Emperor.

Also, your username is really Sisko's Muthafkn Pimp-Hand? Holy crap. That's a thing of beauty.

[J!!]

I wonder if she'll include that in her after-mission report. Because you know, things with Saru aren't quite awkward enough.

[Hero_Of_Shadows]

I wonder if she'll include that in her after-mission report. Because you know, things with Saru aren't quite awkward enough.

If I were Michael when writing out the report I would go into as much details as possible about MU Saru giving her a sponge bath, that should make him quit reading before he gets to the Kelpian soup.

[J!!]

Careful! There are fanfic writers on this forum. We don't need to be giving them any ideas.

[J!!]

Just had a thought: does Lorca keeps a big bowl of cookies on his desk because every time he has a meeting with Saru, he gets hungry & needs a snack?

[CharlesPhipps]

I think they're more like gazelles.

Saru can RUN.