12th Doctor chews out sultan of Ottoman Empire

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For anyone who needs it today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTlT8-qYUk
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More politics in our fun fantasy adventure. Because that's what we want.
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I was going to try to make a Scottish Cossack joke, but I know nothing about the cossacks other than they had a famous cavalry.
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Doesn't this belong in the news section?
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Fuzzy Necromancer wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 7:05 pm For anyone who needs it today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQTlT8-qYUk
How about some context in this OP?
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clearspira wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:15 pm More politics in our fun fantasy adventure. Because that's what we want.
It's not actually a Doctor Who clip. It's a dramatic reading of a (translated) historical letter, performed by Capaldi. The TL;DR version is, Sultan sends a grandiose letter about all his land and titles and awesomeness demanding the cossacks stop something, and the cossacks are eloquently unimpressed.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_ ... n_Cossacks Indeed, Sultan Goat-fucker demands Cossacks join the Ottoman Union and Cossacks declare Cossackrexit.
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I don't think the Brexit comparison is apt, seeing as the Cossacks never really were part of the Ottoman Union.
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Fuzzy Necromancer wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:02 am I don't think the Brexit comparison is apt, seeing as the Cossacks never really were part of the Ottoman Union.
By that logic you curse the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae. They were not already part of the Persian Union, so refusing to join was dishonourable.
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wut
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