Your Headcanons?

For all topics regarding speculative fiction of every stripe. Otherwise known as the Geek Cave.
User avatar
Arkle
Officer
Posts: 237
Joined: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:16 am
Location: Rialto, CA
Contact:

Re: Your Headcanons?

Post by Arkle »

FaxModem1 wrote:
Arkle wrote:I don't watch Riverdale, but I saw this hilarious fan theory going around Tumblr that says that the world of Riverdale makes loads more sense if you envision it takes place in an alternate reality where Scientology is the dominant religion. *LOL*
How does that work?
http://skeletonmasculinetoast.tumblr.co ... and-i-have

Found the thing. :)
Incorrect Voyager Quotes: http://incorrectvoyagerquotes.tumblr.com/
My Voyager fic, A Fire of Devotion: http://archiveofourown.org/series/404320
---
Image
User avatar
BunBun299
Officer
Posts: 233
Joined: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:02 am

Re: Your Headcanons?

Post by BunBun299 »

Prometheus and Alien Covenant are part of a separate timeline from the main Alien and AvP movies. This is a conclusion I arrived at after seeing Covenant. The things it does with the Lore are simply incompatible with that which came before, like the Predators having Xenomorphs to hunt for millenia.
Nessus
Officer
Posts: 129
Joined: Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:34 am

Re: Your Headcanons?

Post by Nessus »

I've always considered the AvP movies to be a separate canon from the main Alien an Predator movies anyway, as the AVP movies are so chock full of rock-stupid lore that it would only harm the root canons to include them. I'm perfectly happy to consider the Alien and Predator movies as in the same cannon/universe as each other... just not the actual AvP ones.

I was willing to let Prometheus stay in my headcanon for the Alien films, even though it's a daft movie on balance, because I liked a few of the ideas in there, and figured as long as the bad stuff could stay quarantined in that one move the good stuff could be salvaged. But from all I've read//heard about Covenant, this is no longer possible, so I'm coming around to the idea they should be thrown out altogether.
User avatar
BunBun299
Officer
Posts: 233
Joined: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:02 am

Re: Your Headcanons?

Post by BunBun299 »

There's more evidence for the AvP movies fitting into the main Aliens timeline than their is Prometheus and Covenant. Like Lance Henriksen appearing in AvP as the guy whom the Bishop android would eventually be based on.

Prometheus and Covenant are just a hot mess.
User avatar
Steve
Doctor's Assistant
Posts: 554
Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2017 7:03 pm

Re: Your Headcanons?

Post by Steve »

ORCACommander wrote:well steve, LOK also attributed all bending to be a blessing from the lion turtles when the canon of TLA stated they cam from elsewhere (dragons, badger moles, moon and ocean, sky bison) and as for getting mroe specific on the genetic implications i would need to rewatch to point it out, haven't seen an episode in 2 or more years now.

That's a tricky one, yes. The best theory I know of is that the Lion-Turtles were granting Bending appropriate to the nations of Humans they were protecting, and that once they stopped granting bending powers the resulting nation essentially re-learned these abilities by observing the various sources we got from ATLA: Dragons, Air Bison, Badgermoles, and the Ocean and Moon spirits' interactions.
"No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism." - Sir Winston L. S. Churchill, Princips Britannia

Administrator of SFD, Former Spacebattles Super-Mod, Veteran Chatnik. And multiverse crossover-loving writer, of course!
J!!
Captain
Posts: 869
Joined: Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:52 pm

Re: Your Headcanons?

Post by J!! »

The simplest explanation is that the actual historical facts (the lionturtles) have been lost over the millennia, and were eventually supplanted by cultural mythologies.
Nessus
Officer
Posts: 129
Joined: Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:34 am

Re: Your Headcanons?

Post by Nessus »

BunBun299 wrote:There's more evidence for the AvP movies fitting into the main Aliens timeline than their is Prometheus and Covenant. Like Lance Henriksen appearing in AvP as the guy whom the Bishop android would eventually be based on.

Prometheus and Covenant are just a hot mess.
Evidence from the AVP movies doesn't matter, since it's basically just using a the movies as evidence for themselves, and would be part of what's being thrown out. Evidence from within the non-AVP movies might mean something, but not evidence from within the AvP movies themselves.

But also those very things, like the involvement of Weyland (the whole circumstances surrounding such, including aliens being on Earth long before the original movies, and the all asinine stuff about the Predators) are just painful fanfic-grade lore autocannibalism. Those are movies written by and for thirteen year olds. They are internally consistent, but they make the lore simpler and stupider.

Prometheus's stupidity lies mostly in it's characters. Dumbasses that behave entirely according to writer fiat rather than any kind of consistent or believable logic. This sucks, but it doesn't have to effect the lore or any other movie. It's quarantine-able simply by writing the characters better in any sequels (Covenant totally fumbles that ball, from what I've heard, but that too is quarantine-able from the lore).

The lore concepts are half fine/good. On the one hand the link between humanity and the engineers is trite AF, and making the Space Jockeys look like just big humans is taking something that was cool and memorable BECAUSE it was alien and exotic, and retconning it to be mundane. On the other hand, I can live with this if it's used to sufficiently creative and interesting ends going forward.

Which brings me to the gripping hand: I love the whole black goo thing, and the idea of the alien as just an iterative product of that real threat, rather than an actual species. It opens so many doors for the franchise and its universe. Previous to this, the alien had become too nailed down: we knew what it is and how it works too well for it to have the same power anymore. Further sequels using that premise have nowhere to go except to repeat the same motions/stories over and over with progressively stupider protagonists, becoming essentially just another Jason Voorhees style series.

But this makes the alien more varied, more unpredictable now. It can change, and and there can be other horrifying products of the black goo that play by unfamiliar rules. And not only is it not inconsistent with previous films, it actually implies explanations for inconsistencies already present in those films. The alien now has a built-in mechanism for keeping things fresh and, well alien. It's like Doctor Who's regeneration lore mechanic, but for body horror space monsters!

...But then Covenant deliberately screws that up, by making them not an iteration of black goo mutation, but a solidified product of David's genetic engineering. So now they're back to being a defined species with fixed, predictable rules that we were already thoroughly familiar with again. The golden, franchise saving idea that made Prometheus worth keeping around despite all its frustrating jackassery, and they deliberately threw it away so they could have their safe, familiar, predictable, Jason Voorheese monster back. So now there really is no reason to keep Prometheus.

So I guess in my headcannon, the black goo is still a thing: the Aliens are a constantly mutating macro-virus rather than a species, and the payload that facehuggers inject into their victims is a cocktail of genetic fuckery rather than an egg. BUT the space jockeys are still strange creatures that who knows what they really look like, and the Nostromo crew are still the first humans to ever see either. Plenty of human have seen Predators, but almost none have either lived to tell, or have any physical evidence to show. And the alien skull Danny Glover saw in that predator spaceship was just a one-off monster that one pred had the glory of encountering (just as weird and rare to them as to us, they just have a different reaction), not a traditional game or training animal.
User avatar
BunBun299
Officer
Posts: 233
Joined: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:02 am

Re: Your Headcanons?

Post by BunBun299 »

Frankly, I'm of the opinion that the aliens should have some rules to them. You can still have variations among them, especially if you let them loose in an actual biosphere. They've always taken on traits of the host. Let's see what we get when they put face huggers on tigers. Or some extra terrestrial critters. Of course, in general, I'm not a horror fan. Aliens is my favorite of the franchise by far. And the black goo had me rolling my eyes from moment one. It looks stupid, and it's just an excuse to play around with trying to make CGI look creepy.
Nessus
Officer
Posts: 129
Joined: Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:34 am

Re: Your Headcanons?

Post by Nessus »

I actually agree with the first part: it's important to have rules, otherwise you end up with a silver-age superman situation, where the writers can make the alien do anything they want at any given time depending on wherever they want the script to go in the moment. Or, in other words, basically the same problem the humans had in Prometheus.

I'm just saying that having the rules too set in stone doesn't help in the long run. The alien loses more of it's alien-ness the more we understand, and after so many movies, we understand it pretty well. Saying it can change across generations doesn't have to mean a free for all, it only needs to change just enough to keep us on our toes, and it's best if it stays consistent within a given generation. This is why I compare the idea to regeneration in Doctor Who.

As to the second part: well first, criticizing the visual execution is different than criticizing the concept, and second, you do know that most of that stuff was actually practical effects, not CG, right?
User avatar
FaxModem1
Captain
Posts: 839
Joined: Sat Feb 25, 2017 10:18 am

Re: Your Headcanons?

Post by FaxModem1 »

Star Trek

Sojef was originally a deranged Colonel in the army, and when he couldn't get his way with his son Noah, he founded a group of like minded individuals who boarded a sleeper ship like the Botany Bay, and settled Ba'ku. A couple generations later, again his children rebel against him, and another blood feud erupts. After the events of Insurrection, with the So'na reuniting with the Ba'ku, Sojef is ousted from the colony for being unwilling to let bygones be bygones. Artim has a much happier life from then on.
Image
Post Reply