Is that an alligator in your yoga pants or are you just happy to see me?

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Is that an alligator in your yoga pants or are you just happy to see me?

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/alligator-florida-pants
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What is wrong with Floridians? Is the moist heat damaging to the brain? O.o
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It's the existential crisis of the state being covered with water in a hundred years.
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Kinda like when people's body reacts weirdly in the moderate time leading up to rainy weather.
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It's probably that the Sunshine Act has mandatory things about freedom of press and public availability of police information, which means that more of the crazy gremplork that goes down there is something we get to hear about.
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No, I hate getting calls from Florida. At least half of the absurd bullshit I deal with daily come from Florida and I manage calls from all the the US and Canada.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IDwpTABJG4
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She's just a snappy dresser.
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