I mean the screenwriters and books defined his...CaptainCalvinCat wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:50 pm"brand masculinity"? Do you mean "Bond defined masculinity"? It most certainly did not define mine.Karha of Honor wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:47 pmBecause a certain brand masculinity defined Bond.CaptainCalvinCat wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:22 pm Meh, it's the same "this is the downfall of the Bond-franchise" that it has always been, whenever a new actor is introduced. And personally, even Daniel Craig is my least favourite Bond-actor, even his films got tolerable in the end.
Why don't we just wait and see, if this "guy who can kick all sorts of ass" cannot be turned into a "woman who can kick all sorts of ass"?
The new 007 is a woman - jumping the shark moment confirmed.
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Bond has always been relatively consistent, though the films had to temper other aspects of his character, such as his racism and, uh, stuff like this from the 7th novel, Goldfinger when Bond realized Tilly was a lesbian.
“Bond came to the conclusion that Tilly Masterton was one of those girls whose hormones had got mixed up. He knew the type well and thought they and their male counterparts were a direct consequence of giving votes to women and 'sex equality.' As a result of fifty years of emancipation, feminine qualities were dying out or being transferred to the males. Pansies of both sexes were everywhere, not yet completely homosexual, but confused, not knowing what they were. The result was a herd of unhappy sexual misfits--barren and full of frustrations, the women wanting to dominate and the men to be nannied. He was sorry for them, but he had no time for them.”
Then there’s a bit where after encountering Oddjob he think about wanting to put him “in his place”, which he refers all Koreans being below apes.
I’m sure all that would fly in 2020.
“Bond came to the conclusion that Tilly Masterton was one of those girls whose hormones had got mixed up. He knew the type well and thought they and their male counterparts were a direct consequence of giving votes to women and 'sex equality.' As a result of fifty years of emancipation, feminine qualities were dying out or being transferred to the males. Pansies of both sexes were everywhere, not yet completely homosexual, but confused, not knowing what they were. The result was a herd of unhappy sexual misfits--barren and full of frustrations, the women wanting to dominate and the men to be nannied. He was sorry for them, but he had no time for them.”
Then there’s a bit where after encountering Oddjob he think about wanting to put him “in his place”, which he refers all Koreans being below apes.
I’m sure all that would fly in 2020.
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''I’m sure all that would fly in 2020.''Makeshift Python wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:24 pm Bond has always been relatively consistent, though the films had to temper other aspects of his character, such as his racism and, uh, stuff like this from the 7th novel, Goldfinger when Bond realized Tilly was a lesbian.
“Bond came to the conclusion that Tilly Masterton was one of those girls whose hormones had got mixed up. He knew the type well and thought they and their male counterparts were a direct consequence of giving votes to women and 'sex equality.' As a result of fifty years of emancipation, feminine qualities were dying out or being transferred to the males. Pansies of both sexes were everywhere, not yet completely homosexual, but confused, not knowing what they were. The result was a herd of unhappy sexual misfits--barren and full of frustrations, the women wanting to dominate and the men to be nannied. He was sorry for them, but he had no time for them.”
Then there’s a bit where after encountering Oddjob he think about wanting to put him “in his place”, which he refers all Koreans being below apes.
I’m sure all that would fly in 2020.
Dude, have you ever watched Sargon of Akkad or any one like him? The man has a million subs. I can promise you that this shit still flies. It is more accurate to say that people don't want to admit that it still flies.
Your president carries the nickname ''Pussy Grabber'' ffs.
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Yeah, but the screenwriters and other books can redefine this character. Bond is not a sacred text, that shall not be re-interpreted. Plus - If I had endured the most painful version of Bond, which is Daniel Craig to me, so can those guys endure a female 007.Karha of Honor wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:56 pmI mean the screenwriters and books defined his...CaptainCalvinCat wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:50 pm"brand masculinity"? Do you mean "Bond defined masculinity"? It most certainly did not define mine.Karha of Honor wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:47 pmBecause a certain brand masculinity defined Bond.CaptainCalvinCat wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:22 pm Meh, it's the same "this is the downfall of the Bond-franchise" that it has always been, whenever a new actor is introduced. And personally, even Daniel Craig is my least favourite Bond-actor, even his films got tolerable in the end.
Why don't we just wait and see, if this "guy who can kick all sorts of ass" cannot be turned into a "woman who can kick all sorts of ass"?
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Yeah never heard of that guy or what subs are.clearspira wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:56 pm''I’m sure all that would fly in 2020.''Makeshift Python wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:24 pm Bond has always been relatively consistent, though the films had to temper other aspects of his character, such as his racism and, uh, stuff like this from the 7th novel, Goldfinger when Bond realized Tilly was a lesbian.
“Bond came to the conclusion that Tilly Masterton was one of those girls whose hormones had got mixed up. He knew the type well and thought they and their male counterparts were a direct consequence of giving votes to women and 'sex equality.' As a result of fifty years of emancipation, feminine qualities were dying out or being transferred to the males. Pansies of both sexes were everywhere, not yet completely homosexual, but confused, not knowing what they were. The result was a herd of unhappy sexual misfits--barren and full of frustrations, the women wanting to dominate and the men to be nannied. He was sorry for them, but he had no time for them.”
Then there’s a bit where after encountering Oddjob he think about wanting to put him “in his place”, which he refers all Koreans being below apes.
I’m sure all that would fly in 2020.
Dude, have you ever watched Sargon of Akkad or any one like him? The man has a million subs. I can promise you that this shit still flies. It is more accurate to say that people don't want to admit that it still flies.
Your president carries the nickname ''Pussy Grabber'' ffs.
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Its 2019. You know what Youtube subs are. Stop being a twat.Makeshift Python wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:13 pmYeah never heard of that guy or what subs are.clearspira wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:56 pm''I’m sure all that would fly in 2020.''Makeshift Python wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:24 pm Bond has always been relatively consistent, though the films had to temper other aspects of his character, such as his racism and, uh, stuff like this from the 7th novel, Goldfinger when Bond realized Tilly was a lesbian.
“Bond came to the conclusion that Tilly Masterton was one of those girls whose hormones had got mixed up. He knew the type well and thought they and their male counterparts were a direct consequence of giving votes to women and 'sex equality.' As a result of fifty years of emancipation, feminine qualities were dying out or being transferred to the males. Pansies of both sexes were everywhere, not yet completely homosexual, but confused, not knowing what they were. The result was a herd of unhappy sexual misfits--barren and full of frustrations, the women wanting to dominate and the men to be nannied. He was sorry for them, but he had no time for them.”
Then there’s a bit where after encountering Oddjob he think about wanting to put him “in his place”, which he refers all Koreans being below apes.
I’m sure all that would fly in 2020.
Dude, have you ever watched Sargon of Akkad or any one like him? The man has a million subs. I can promise you that this shit still flies. It is more accurate to say that people don't want to admit that it still flies.
Your president carries the nickname ''Pussy Grabber'' ffs.
And conveniently you dodged the point about the Pussy Grabber.
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I’m not a YouTube viewer, stop being a cunt.
I’m aware of the stain that is Trump.
I’m aware of the stain that is Trump.
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Did you just write a poem?
..What mirror universe?
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Inspired by Basho.
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Short for 'subscriptions' AKA followers. And I don't know who this Sargon person is either.Makeshift Python wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:13 pmYeah never heard of that guy or what subs are.clearspira wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:56 pm''I’m sure all that would fly in 2020.''Makeshift Python wrote: ↑Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:24 pm Bond has always been relatively consistent, though the films had to temper other aspects of his character, such as his racism and, uh, stuff like this from the 7th novel, Goldfinger when Bond realized Tilly was a lesbian.
“Bond came to the conclusion that Tilly Masterton was one of those girls whose hormones had got mixed up. He knew the type well and thought they and their male counterparts were a direct consequence of giving votes to women and 'sex equality.' As a result of fifty years of emancipation, feminine qualities were dying out or being transferred to the males. Pansies of both sexes were everywhere, not yet completely homosexual, but confused, not knowing what they were. The result was a herd of unhappy sexual misfits--barren and full of frustrations, the women wanting to dominate and the men to be nannied. He was sorry for them, but he had no time for them.”
Then there’s a bit where after encountering Oddjob he think about wanting to put him “in his place”, which he refers all Koreans being below apes.
I’m sure all that would fly in 2020.
Dude, have you ever watched Sargon of Akkad or any one like him? The man has a million subs. I can promise you that this shit still flies. It is more accurate to say that people don't want to admit that it still flies.
Your president carries the nickname ''Pussy Grabber'' ffs.