Who is joining the Area-51 run?

[King Green]

As the title says folks, who going to join the race to run through the forbidden zone of Area 51 while avoiding gun-fire, MP dogs with questionable ethic values, and possible rape-y/ racist aliens in the infamous military complex that only the world leaders cabinets are allowed to enter? the POTUS is considered a civilian at A-51 so the kick him out regardless of his position. If so congrats and hopes you can get a souvenir at the run, plus Chuck could use a main-battle tank as a gift so he can keep youtube from demonotizing his content and to keep the cockroaches from entering his garage; anytime that happens he gets angry his kids can't do a simple task to keep those little bastards at bay and confused that the roaches blame his kids for being lazy.

[Beelzquill]

I'll just be listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LObY2kHVb_U

and thinking about the poor dead weebs and airmen due to the kyles and karens running amok.

[Admiral X]

I hope anyone going there is only going to party well away from the perimeter. Anyone foolish enough to try crossing would be fucking murdered by private security forces.

[Robovski]

The whole things sounds like a great way to earn a Darwin Award.

[Karha of Honor]

I hope anyone going there is only going to party well away from the perimeter. Anyone foolish enough to try crossing would be fucking murdered by private security forces.

Does the embattled military industrial complex want that PR problem?

[Admiral X]

They wouldn't care. The company they work for won't actually admit to being the one providing security there to begin with, so it's be a combination of continually playing coy and passing the buck along with the Air Force and DoD basically saying "we told you so."

[Darth Wedgius]

I asked my doctor about it, and he told me all that running around in terror would be too hard on my knees.

[PapaPalpatine]

My advise is don't go. Even if by some fluke you manage to get onto the base without getting arrested or shot (the later more likely), what you seek isn't there anymore. All the stuff from the Roswell crash was loaded in trucks and moved elsewhere during the 1980s. Rumor has it if you want to see the saucer, you'll have to talk to the Royal Canadian Air Force; they're the ones who have it now.

[clearspira]

I hope anyone going there is only going to party well away from the perimeter. Anyone foolish enough to try crossing would be fucking murdered by private security forces.

Does the embattled military industrial complex want that PR problem?

There is a sign. They were warned repeatedly. So I would vote yes.

Funny thing, most of these keyboard warriors who live I suspect on coke and Cheetos wouldn't be able to get even halfway there due to how harsh the Nevada desert is. Its the sort of terrain that people who have never been just do not understand.

[Artabax]

The whole things sounds like a great way to earn a Darwin Award.

You ninjaed me