Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

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I went to see Dunkirk last week and apparently this was a popular choice, to the point where YouTube insisted that Luc Besson's Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets had flopped hard.

To that sentiment I say, have a little patience. The right kind of nerds will find this movie in time. Sure, it's not going to be quite up there with The Fifth Element, but it was a worthy effort.

I give it 7 Alphas out of 10.

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Valerian's buddy cop tourist approach to space opera reminded me more than a little of Dirty Pair.
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Heard great things about Dunkirk, however I am currently forbidden from seeing it unless I go with my RPG group.

As for Valerian, I saw Doug Walker's review and I tend to agree with him from the trailers I've seen. The visuals look amazing but what really has me excited is a future bad movie night. I feel this could be a new "so bad it's good" movie that'll give glorious drinking game entertainment :)
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I wonder if Luc Besson going "Why didn't I release Valerian on the week the Emoji movie came out instead of the one for Dunkirk"
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I opted to see Valerian instead and, unfortunately, it wasn't that good. Wouldn't go so far to say it's a bad movie; a lot of work went into the visuals and world building. It's worth seeing on a big screen. But the story was weak and the characters just weren't that interesting. Also it felt like there were a lot of things that should have had more weight or consequences, but the plot had a.d.d. and kept finding tangents to jump to and forget.
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I rather enjoyed this movie. I have seen better acting, but then, I've seen Birdemic as well.

The visuals are stunning. I especially loved the opening. It was a perfect example of Show, Don't Tell, showing us how Alpha came to be.

I would have liked to have seen a bit more of the leads working together in the action scenes. The action tended to break them up for some reason. Let's see why these two are the ultimate team.
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BunBun299 wrote:
I would have liked to have seen a bit more of the leads working together in the action scenes. The action tended to break them up for some reason. Let's see why these two are the ultimate team.
I think the only scene of the pair working together was when they were chewing out the commander. Otherwise a lot of the action was "person A needs saving by person b" and then they would switch.
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BunBun299 wrote:It was a perfect example of Show, Don't Tell
The first scene was a lot of fun! It gives you the feeling that this place kind of explores space in reverse.
raiken_ wrote:Also it felt like there were a lot of things that should have had more weight or consequences, but the plot had a.d.d. and kept finding tangents to jump to and forget.
I think that's fair. There's a lot of stuff they encounter over the course of the adventure I keep wanting them to bring back, but they're always charging forward at full speed.
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Fixer wrote:Heard great things about Dunkirk, however I am currently forbidden from seeing it unless I go with my RPG group.

As for Valerian, I saw Doug Walker's review and I tend to agree with him from the trailers I've seen. The visuals look amazing but what really has me excited is a future bad movie night. I feel this could be a new "so bad it's good" movie that'll give glorious drinking game entertainment :)
I watched the Time Jam series recently so i decided against watching it.
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Are Dehaan and Delevingne any good in their roles? The whole thing seems pretty different from the source material.

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