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New fun game. For my part, I'm going to use an inverted tetryon beam compressed along a subspace juxtaposition field to open up with.
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Yukaphile wrote: Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:48 pm New fun game. For my part, I'm going to use an inverted tetryon beam compressed along a subspace juxtaposition field to open up with.
Hang on, what's the crisis we're trying to solve/avert?! How can I choose which random solution to make up if I don't know what problem I'm facing? :D
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Cessation of forum vitality within a localized online superposition filament.
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Yukaphile wrote: Fri Mar 13, 2020 3:16 pm Cessation of forum vitality within a localized online superposition filament.

In that case, we should reprogram the forum's life support system to circulate an aerosolized mixture of stimulants specifically tailored to the current genetic makeup of the forum's roster. However, that won't prevent a recurrence without first negating the effects of the superposition filament, so we'll need to collapse the filament into a single, observable phenomena using the forum's sensors set to a wide-spectrum scan for as long as it takes to form a complete reading.

Timing this sequence will be crucial, as all readings must be taken simultaneously in order to successfully collapse the superposition.
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Captain, we need to extend the field frequency coil to prevent recalibrating a neutrino transmission conduit, nullifying a psychic resonance discriminator to prevent constructing that psychic induction transducer, reversing a particle frequency transducer, nullifying that particle energy sensor, stopping the particle interference coils, extending these particle resonance coils to prevent modifying this particle frequency interface to prevent diverting a subspace transmission modulator to this psychic vitality transducer, so we can extend these plasma vitality sensors, nullifying these psychic resonance wave-guides to prevent instantiating that psychic resonance transducer to deescalate these spectral frequency coils to level 1 multiplexing that psychic energy interface, nullifying these EM transmission sensors to prevent annihilating an EM induction modulator, so we can deconstruct the electrolysis dispersion coil, nullifying this quantum dispersion computer, nullifying a quantum energy transducer, extending a quantum vitality matrix to bypass this quantum dispersion coils by annihilating a lepton dispersion interface by projecting the lepton energy discriminators by adjusting these plasma interference computers, so we can escalate this spectral interference transducer to level 5 constructing these electrolysis vitality conduits, reversing a plasma resonance interface, extending this plasma induction conduit to prevent performing a level 4 diagnostic on this plasma dispersion modulator, nullifying the spectral induction transducer by constructing this spectral dispersion modulator, nullifying these particle induction interfaces, reversing a particle vitality coil, reversing this particle dispersion wave-guide to run a level 1 diagnostic on this particle frequency transducer by extending the tachyon transmission coil, nullifying this field dispersion transducer, extending the field induction sensor, so we can reroute the subspace interference transducer to these field induction conduits by analyzing a subspace frequency transducer, extending these spectral transmission sensors, extending this spectral interference transducer, so we can bypass these spectral interference coils by analyzing the bandwidth transmission conduit to multiplex that neutrino vitality computer, stopping the neutrino transmission coil, so we can reconfigure this neutrino transmission coil!
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Yeah TGLS I am not even going to attempt to type out a response for that one.

My keyboard ran away from that.
I got nothing to say here.
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... :shock: ... you win...
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Looks like a markov chain.
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Deledrius wrote: Sat Mar 14, 2020 8:12 pm Looks like a markov chain.
Well, it's:

"Captain, we need to " ((Verb Article Adjective Adjectival-Noun Noun) Conjuction) * 45

Also:

Captain, we need to amplify these subspace frequency discriminators, reversing this spectral interference coil by extending the spectral interference conduits, stopping these spectral resonance discriminators by amplifying this spectral dispersion interface by constructing a field dispersion coil, extending these EM energy computer to modify these EM transmission modulator, reversing this field interference conduit to subvert these field dispersion coils, nullifying a spectral energy modulator, extending this spectral resonance computer to prevent reconfiguring this spectral frequency modulator to amplify a bandwidth interference coil by constructing that spectral resonance discriminator, extending this neutrino interference transducer, reversing that neutrino interference transducer by inverting a neutrino frequency transducer to construct the lepton interference transducer, extending this antimatter induction interface, extending this antimatter induction coil, extending these antimatter energy interfaces, so we can analyze the antimatter frequency interfaces to prevent bypassing these quantum frequency discriminators, stopping this phase dispersion modulator to deconstruct this phase vitality computer to multiplex a psychic induction transducer, so we can construct a quantum vitality discriminators, nullifying these psychic interference conduits, nullifying this psychic frequency wave-guide, stopping that psychic induction computer, so we can modify that psychic frequency discriminator, extending the baryon interference matrix to perform a level 6 diagnostic on the baryon induction modulator to prevent reconfiguring a spectral induction coil to construct a energy conduits, reversing these tachyon vitality matrix to reroute the resonance discriminators to that tachyon frequency wave-guide to amplify these particle induction transducers to adjust the bandwidth dispersion conduit to prevent reconfiguring a neutrino interference sensor, stopping this EM induction discriminator, extending these EM energy computer, stopping that EM interference wave-guide, so we can redirect the subspace transmission matrix to this EM frequency conduit, extending a bandwidth induction sensor!
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