Kim Jong Un Dead

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Mecha82
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CCP really likes using NK for it's own benefit. They are pretty much reason why NK has nuclear weapons.
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Mecha82 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:07 pm CCP really likes using NK for it's own benefit. They are pretty much reason why NK has nuclear weapons.
Looks more like N Korea is that embarrassing relative to China that they'd really prefer would behave a bit but they grit their teeth and have to support.
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They're afraid that the second NK falls, SK will roll right in and let the USA put bases right on the now Chinese/Korean border. Better to prop up a clown show the have another superpower at your doorstep.
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There's that, and China would really rather not have an enormous refugee crisis right next to them.
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ProfessorDetective wrote: ↑Sun Apr 26, 2020 4:47 pm They're afraid that the second NK falls, SK will roll right in and let the USA put bases right on the now Chinese/Korean border. Better to prop up a clown show the have another superpower at your doorstep.
Definitely that too. All adds up to China supporting North Korea through gritted teeth though.
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Kim Jong Un: Stop telling everyone I'm dead!
Western Media: Sometimes I can still hear his voice :(
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Fuzzy Necromancer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:58 am Kim Jong Un: Stop telling everyone I'm dead!
Western Media: Sometimes I can still hear his voice :(
I remember when Gaddafi died I wanted to make a youtube slideshow of pictures of him to Sarah Mclachlan's I Will Remember You. The live song is popular so when the crowd starts cheering in the middle of the song I was gonna have a picture of him shaking hands in an embracing photo with GW.
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Last I heard he was in a vegetative state.

Kim Yo-Jong is fine though.
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JoeThree wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 12:39 pm Last I heard he was in a vegetative state.
He doesn't look like a vegetarian to me. :P
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I think that Kim Jong Un has the heart of a man dedicated to liberty and peace.

And that it arrived in a Chinese cooler.
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