How do you decide which side of the mouth to eat on?

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How do you decide which side of the mouth to eat on?

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It's something probably we all think about but never think about talking about.

I got the jaw click, so eating bread can get weird, but I've figured out a funny thing about my jaw.
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I don't touch the lefty part of my mouth. We don't get on.

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Very true. Gotta stay on that hustle.
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I flip a coin before each bite
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J!! wrote: Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:33 am I flip a coin before each bite
Well while that is impartial, it's not necessarily fair or just.
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There's prolly a hemisphere thing going on there in the brain, like with you hands, but you know you're old when the mouth chewing gets dictated by which side is the least uncomfortable to chew on.
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Left-footed means Left-tongued. Elementary.
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Never really thought about it. I do know I switch sides while chewing. But which side I prefer? Maybe I will try to remember the next time I eat.

Or maybe because now I am focused on how I chew that I change how I chew...
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McAvoy wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:39 am Never really thought about it. I do know I switch sides while chewing. But which side I prefer? Maybe I will try to remember the next time I eat.

Or maybe because now I am focused on how I chew that I change how I chew...
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Beastro wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:06 am There's prolly a hemisphere thing going on there in the brain, like with you hands, but you know you're old when the mouth chewing gets dictated by which side is the least uncomfortable to chew on.
Maybe the Australians and their clockwise toilet draining will shed some light on the matter.
PerrySimm wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:41 am Left-footed means Left-tongued. Elementary.

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By and large, it has been to avoid broken teeth which side I chew on.
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