Elderly Man Mostly Peacefully Beaten as He Defends Store

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Darth Wedgius
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Elderly Man Mostly Peacefully Beaten as He Defends Store

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https://nypost.com/2020/08/26/elderly-man-defending-store-during-kenosha-riots-has-jaw-broken/
The man — only identified as Robert and in his 70s — ran toward a mattress store where he works and used a fire extinguisher to chase away arsonists who broke in Monday night during protests over the police shooting of Jacob Blake, his bosses told Fox6.
Wait, let me fix this white-supremacist narrative.
The toxic male, identified by Robert, showing a racist preference for European history in his very name, and having had the privilege to live into his 70s while so many people of color are cut down in the streets, ran toward the mattress store where capitalism has made him a wage slave and inappropriately used a heavy metal weapon to expel high-speed projectiles at the real victims, while the government refuses to reimburse them for any accelerants they were forced to use.
Dang, I could write for the NY Times. Couldn't apply under my own name, of course.
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Makeshift Python
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So catty, Darth!
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That was too funny.
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Lol. I can imagine 5 thugs just grouping on the old dude and lightly slapping and kicking him to sleep. Each punch and slap would feel like a lazy cat pushing you out of the way with barley any effort. All this for $18 worth of snacks and scotch!?
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