Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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Fuzzy Necromancer
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Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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https://pluralist.com/knife-surrender-b ... Yu9zSOxnx4

I'm sorry this is hilarious
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J!!
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Re: Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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Yeah, I'd totally steel some free knives.
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Re: Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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For that pun you will be cast into the deepest depth of Tartarus.
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Re: Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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Worth it, but I get your point.
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Re: Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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So much for the tolerant left.
..What mirror universe?
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J!!
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Re: Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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no need to be so en-guard in my de-fence, i assure you that fuzzy's dull response to my razor-sharp wit has left me entirely unwounded.
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Re: Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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J!! wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2019 6:20 am no need to be so en-guard in my de-fence, i assure you that fuzzy's dull response to my razor-sharp wit has left me entirely unwounded.
That wasn't in response to anything said in thread.
..What mirror universe?
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Re: Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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Well then I'm afraid I don't get the thrust of your rather blunt coment.
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Re: Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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Your cutting remarks demonstrate a sharp wit but little regard for the matter at hand and instead seem to be in the edge of acceptability.
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Re: Police attempt to get citizens to turn in knives backfires when theives steal all the knives

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J!! wrote: ↑Sat Apr 06, 2019 8:14 am Well then I'm afraid I don't get the thrust of your rather blunt coment.
It's BCM's favorite verbal tick. The lack of relating to the thread makes it hard to hone in on the meaning.
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