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Candace Owens talks about US invading Australia
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Candace Owens talks about US invading Australia
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Lol! Anyone else here listen to Chatterbox FM on GTA 3 back in the day?
''God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately, son? The Australian-American War was the biggest war since the big one! I tell you, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head, so I can come back here, and have a bunch of hippies deny history. Those Aussies are ruthless. They even wired kangaroos with explosives, come hopping into camp, knocked out ten guys.''
In all seriousness though, far be it for me to kick off ''DragonballFan on Police Reform Movements Part Deux'', but the reason she gives for an invasion is that Australia is ''a tyrannical police state''. This ignores the fact that the US police are one of the most militarised police forces on the planet. There are literally whole armies out there that cannot match the US police for weapons and hardware. And yet its other countries who are a police state? Herm...
''You keep on using that word but I do not think it means what you think it means.''
''God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately, son? The Australian-American War was the biggest war since the big one! I tell you, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head, so I can come back here, and have a bunch of hippies deny history. Those Aussies are ruthless. They even wired kangaroos with explosives, come hopping into camp, knocked out ten guys.''
In all seriousness though, far be it for me to kick off ''DragonballFan on Police Reform Movements Part Deux'', but the reason she gives for an invasion is that Australia is ''a tyrannical police state''. This ignores the fact that the US police are one of the most militarised police forces on the planet. There are literally whole armies out there that cannot match the US police for weapons and hardware. And yet its other countries who are a police state? Herm...
''You keep on using that word but I do not think it means what you think it means.''
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That's crazy! The only people scarier than the Australians are the Canadians. No, I'm serious. The Germans coined the term 'blitzkreig' to describe Canadian tactics in WWI.
They're all polite and friendly and everything, but push them too far and they're all over you. I fear our nukes wouldn't be enough.
They're all polite and friendly and everything, but push them too far and they're all over you. I fear our nukes wouldn't be enough.
"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two equals four. If that is granted, all else follows." -- George Orwell, 1984
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Which is a worse place to invade: Russia or Australia?
Both are lands trying to kill you.
Both are lands trying to kill you.
Re: Candace Owens talks about US invading Australia
Russia's bigger.CharlesPhipps wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:34 pm Which is a worse place to invade: Russia or Australia?
Both are lands trying to kill you.
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Re: Candace Owens talks about US invading Australia
Polite doesn't mean nice.Frustration wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:47 pm That's crazy! The only people scarier than the Australians are the Canadians. No, I'm serious. The Germans coined the term 'blitzkreig' to describe Canadian tactics in WWI.
They're all polite and friendly and everything, but push them too far and they're all over you. I fear our nukes wouldn't be enough.
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TGLS wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:34 pmRussia's bigger.CharlesPhipps wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:34 pm Which is a worse place to invade: Russia or Australia?
Both are lands trying to kill you.
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Re: Candace Owens talks about US invading Australia
I can deal with the cold. Australia's wild life on the other hand.CharlesPhipps wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:34 pm Which is a worse place to invade: Russia or Australia?
Both are lands trying to kill you.
Though from what I understand your common house cat is decimating the wildlife there.
Nature's most efficient killers that we call Muffin and treat like furry babies...
I got nothing to say here.
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This little full grown guy here is the world's most successful feline hunter at 60% capture rate.
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Re: Candace Owens talks about US invading Australia
Think of it less like a fur baby and more like an alien killing machine. I mean, there's hardly any placental mammals native to Australia (Dingos were introduced by humans, specifically the Aboriginals). I imagine that if humans ever enter an alien ecosystem there's good odds we'd accidentally devastate the ecosystem through feral pets or livestock.McAvoy wrote: ↑Sat Oct 23, 2021 3:11 amI can deal with the cold. Australia's wild life on the other hand.CharlesPhipps wrote: ↑Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:34 pm Which is a worse place to invade: Russia or Australia?
Both are lands trying to kill you.
Though from what I understand your common house cat is decimating the wildlife there.
Nature's most efficient killers that we call Muffin and treat like furry babies...