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The padawan never had heels on his / her shoes before.

He / she practiced walking in high heels for 2 hours.


EU scenario, everything counts before Disney bought it.



Disney canon scenario.


From what height are you worried about him not being able land properly on flat ground?
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Probably like 6, 7 feet?
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Ahsoka jumped off a wall in The Clone Wars that was several stories high and landed just fine. I don’t think high heals would make much of a difference since the padawan would be slowing the fall either way.

The Clone Wars was pre-Disney, but kept canon, so it counts for both. EU could probably go a lot higher though.
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A Jedi or trained Padawan on the way to become a Knight, just can't hurt him- or herself by falling down anywhere. They can fly, if they wish to.
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Mostly I'm wondering if, upon landing, they say, "Hello there!"
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SabreMau wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:21 pm Mostly I'm wondering if, upon landing, they say, "Hello there!"
I don't really get why this became a meme.
..What mirror universe?
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BridgeConsoleMasher wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:31 pm
SabreMau wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:21 pm Mostly I'm wondering if, upon landing, they say, "Hello there!"
I don't really get why this became a meme.
It’s better than the sand jokes.
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Meushell wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2019 3:59 am
BridgeConsoleMasher wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:31 pm
SabreMau wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:21 pm Mostly I'm wondering if, upon landing, they say, "Hello there!"
I don't really get why this became a meme.
It’s better than the sand jokes.
But it gets everywhere.
..What mirror universe?
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BridgeConsoleMasher wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:31 pm
SabreMau wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:21 pm Mostly I'm wondering if, upon landing, they say, "Hello there!"
I don't really get why this became a meme.
It’s a memorable line, standing out in memery.

Alternatively, “I have the high ground!”, jump down, “Another happy landing.”
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SabreMau wrote: Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:20 am
BridgeConsoleMasher wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:31 pm
SabreMau wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:21 pm Mostly I'm wondering if, upon landing, they say, "Hello there!"
I don't really get why this became a meme.
It’s a memorable line, standing out in memery.

Alternatively, “I have the high ground!”, jump down, “Another happy landing.”
I get the high-ground one.

For instance, you're fighting a bear: Out of a set of nunchucks, the jump on him, and the high ground, you get to pick 2. Pick your course.
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