What ever happened to Yuka?

[Madner Kami]

Assume for one moment, that I am not goofing.

[Yukaphile]

FINE. Both.

[Madner Kami]

I gave an exclusive choice of one out of three.

By the way, have you ever heard of [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samantha_Droke]Samantha Droke[/url]?

[Yukaphile]

Kami, if you have a point to make, it's escaped me. Stop trolling and get to the point, please!

[Madner Kami]

My point is, that I can give you an answer to your question that will give you a moment of "Oh shit... There's no floor beneath my feet!". You know that feeling when sometimes you drift into sleep, only to suddenly and violently be pulled back to full conciousness because, for literally one beat of your heart, you felt as if there was no chair, no couch, no bed beneath, not even a floor and nothing else around, but just an endless black chasm that you are dropping into because reality ceased to exist for a blink of an eye?

I ask you, whether you want to experience such a moment and this time truely fall instead of waking up or if you want to retain the ability to lay down in your bed and rest easy in the knowledge, that the bed will be there all the time, between you closing your eyes, loosing your conciousness and waking up again for yet another familiar day of pretending to be the same personality you were yesterday.

[clearspira]

My point is, that I can give you an answer to your question that will give you a moment of "Oh shit... There's no floor beneath my feet!". You know that feeling when sometimes you drift into sleep, only to suddenly and violently be pulled back to full conciousness because, for literally one beat of your heart, you felt as if there was no chair, no couch, no bed beneath, not even a floor and nothing else around, but just an endless black chasm that you are dropping into because reality ceased to exist for a blink of an eye?

I ask you, whether you want to experience such a moment and this time truely fall instead of waking up or if you want to retain the ability to lay down in your bed and rest easy in the knowledge, that the bed will be there all the time, between you closing your eyes, loosing your conciousness and waking up again for yet another familiar day of pretending to be the same personality you were yesterday.

Seriously though, how did you know that?

[TGLS]

You see the answer is that Madner Kami is actually a Kami (Japanese Spirit), and thus knows these things intuitively.

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[BridgeConsoleMasher]

Seriously, how the hell do you do that?

Do you either want the answer that will make you paranoid or the one that lets you blisfully sleep at night? Or do you want to know a fact that is both terrible and magnificient?

You reading some of my fics...?

No.

lol

Are you being serious or not? Because I'd really like to know, but it feels like you're fooling around.

Okay then.

lol

[Yukaphile]

I agree with clearspira.

[Yukaphile]

Come on, you ever gonna stop trolling and tell me, Kami? I'll pray to you as God, if that helps. You ARE Kami. Now please SPILL.